Who needs the conch? - Payal Thaker

I almost had that boar. I was so close! Its tusks even grazed my arm! But that didn't stop me; I continued my hunt at night. Ralph was afraid to climb the mountain because it was dark--what a coward! So I challenged him and we climbed up the mountain. When I reached the peak...I saw the beast!

I just couldn't stand it anymore! So I called my own assembly. It's the least I could have done to tell the others what a coward Ralph is and  that he doesn't deserve to be the leader. At first no one joined me, but sooner than later I had my own tribe Now I am the chief and my word is the final word. We will be true hunters and survive. How else would we have hunted that sow down without me taking initiative and leading the way? We even managed to have a good time. Now that's what I call leadership. Later, we left the head of the sow on a stake as an offering to the beast. Hopefully that'll keep it away from us...